White bread Australia

Jonathan Biggins’s Australia Day is Aussie-Aussie-Aussie as a CWA lamington and as comforting as wrapping a sausage (animal or soy) in white bread and adding tomato sauce.

The MTC pack us into the 4WD for a day trip to generic-regional Coriole where the Australia Day Committee are planning the annual celebration on the oval. There’s Brian (Geoff Morrell), Mayor and running for Liberal pre-selection;  Robert (David James),  Brian’s best mate and next in line to be Mayor; Wally (Peter Kowitz), a local builder who calls a spade a spade; Marie (Valerie Bader), the CWA rep who loves her grandkids; Helen (Alison Whyte), a sea changer, Birkenstock-wearing, single mum Greens council member; and Chester (Kaeng Chan), an ABV (Australian born Vietnamese) primary school teacher.

These are folk who say “get a wiggle on” and “what’s eating you”. We know them so well (even if we haven’t met anyone like them) and the planning meetings are so real that they send shivers of recognition through anyone who has sat on a committee or spent hours dealing with the public liability nightmare that the sausage sizzle has become.

This world never disappoints our expectations – or question them. The Greens chick is a 40ish chick who insists on a welcome to country, thinks a snag sizzle is culturally offensive, rides a bike and questions the Indigenous voice in the the local dance school’s Godwana display. Pudgy, bearded Wally is a wally who doesn’t care that he’s called a racist and a misogynist by the Greens bitch. And there’s jokes about a middle-age, small-business owning man not being able to get Liberal pre-selection; jokes about Chester being Chinese (Vietnam is like China’s New Zealand he explains) and Marie gets in a tizz when she thinks she might get to make a cake for former First Lady Jeanette Howard.

It may challenge a dude like Wally who think an Asian face in a country town is an unusual site, but that’s not the people who see Australia Day in a posh city theatre.

Don’t think that I didn’t enjoy it. I did. It’s harmless entertainment and will rightly be one of the most popular shows this season, but like a lamington, it’s mostly white and light and forgotten a few minutes later rather than savoured, remembered and thought about for days after.