Why did the walrus go to a Tupperware party?
He wanted to find a tight seal.
This is the only Tupperware joke I knew before a night with the outrageously wonderful Dixie Longate selling me plastic crap. I’m most proud of myself for getting out without buying anything because I love colourful, air-tight seals that keep the moths and or keep celery crunchy for weeks and Dixie’s Tupperware Party is a Tupperware party.
Yes, one of those things where housewife-types make devilled eggs and fruit punch and hope that their friends will buy enough plastic crap so they can send their kids to camp and buy lots of shoes. Never been to one? Really? You must and Dixie’s is a damn good one to start with.
Dixie lives in a trailer park, has three kids and three dead husbands. Her first Tupperware candy bowl was a gift that still shines like crystal and may bring a tear to your eye by the end of the night. She needed a way out (of jail) and found her role model in Brownie Wise, the woman who realised that women can sell to each other and have fun and she held the first Tupperware party over 60 years ago.
As the home page of the Tupperware site says: “For over 60 years Tupperware Brands has made a difference in the lives of women around the world by offering an independent business opportunity.” And they do. Within a year Dixie was the top selling Tupperware seller in the USA. Who ever said drag performers won’t earn a living, didn’t factor in the power of charm, sass and innuendo. If you’re not sure, Dixie is frocked and tucked.
Dixie’s Tupperware Party is a tribute to every woman who has ever earned money by selling Tupperware and a ever-fresh night of high-camp, low-class fun that’ll leave you singing about rimming. Stop sniggering, you close a Tupperware bowl by rimming it.
Take neighbours, nannas, husbands and anyone who has ever rolled their eyes when you mention the T word.
PS. If anyone wants to buy me a present, I have the celery keeper, but I love the Crystal Wave containers that go from freezer to microwave.
More of Anne-Marie’s writing is at sometimesmelbourne.blogspot.com.